LOL!Donny Osmond Should Add Comedian to His Resume! A Roundup of the Singer’s Most Hilarious Dad Jokes

Trick or Treat

The Mulan musician celebrated Halloween 2020 by sharing a funny pic of his wife, Debbie, giving a less enthused look while dressed in their costumes. “Is it just me, or does Debbie look a little reluctant to be trick or treating with Captain Purple?” he quipped.

Funny Family

Donny knows how to keep us laughing! In July 2020, he shared a throwback pic of his family on Instagram, and in the caption, he hilariously theorized what each one of his siblings may have been thinking at the time.

“Marie: Hey brother, what do you say you and I start our own duo together? We can call it The Marie and Donny Show. (That’s probably why my back was turned,” the A-lister wrote with two laughing emojis. “Wayne: If you guys only knew how many hilarious jokes I’ll be telling on stage for the rest of my life.”

Silly Donny

The star reposted a hilarious video of TikTok star Jeffrey Clay working out to his hit song “I’ll Make a Man Out of You” in July 2020. “WARNING: Song may cause spontaneous singing, dancing and jump kicks,” he jokingly captioned the clip. “Jeffrey Clay, I like your choice in workout music. I must admit, I love listening to this one while exercising.”

Uh Oh!

Donny revealed he got himself into a bit of a mess while borrowing a neighbor’s skid-steer loader in July 2020. Although the artist “promised that [he’d] take good care of” the massive tool, he had a mishap when it rained the night he began his project.

“There was mud everywhere. I figured I could put dry dirt on top of the mud and gravel under the tracks to continue working, but the bobcat just kept sinking lower and lower,” he explained via Instagram alongside a before and after photo of the bobcat in the dirt. “It was so full of mud, I could barely get out of it! I called Jerry up and told him, ‘I think you better come over.'”

Fortunately, Donny’s neighbor “brought his team over” and saved the day. “I felt terrible for covering his pristinely new #bobcat in mud, so I promised him I would clean it up,” Donny continued. “I hired a luxury car detailer to come and clean every inch of the bobcat. He did such a fantastic job, you could eat off of it! He even put air fresheners in there.”

The make matters even funnier, the singer hilariously said he “drove the newly-cleaned bobcat” over to neighbor’s house the next day and “left it in his driveway with balloons tied to it saying ‘I’m sorry.'” After hearing his mistake became the “running joke of the contractors in Utah,” he quipped, “I guess I better stay in show business and leave construction to the professionals.”

Offering a Smile

Donny shared the most adorable pic of a nurse standing next to his cardboard cutout in a hospital amid the coronavirus pandemic in May 2020.

“I hear ‘flat Donny’ recently joined this pediatric nurse at work. I’m glad to hear the kids enjoyed his visit!” he gushed alongside the epic photo. “To all of the nurses, doctors and healthcare heroes working on the frontlines, I extend my heartfelt gratitude. Thank you for your hard work, sacrifice and dedication. You are true heroes.”

Epic Moment

When contestants on an episode of Jeopardy! were asked to answer, “Tori Spelling’s unicorn and Donny Osmond’s peacock belted out tunes on this show — that line shouldn’t make any sense, but it’s true,” Donny marveled at the awesome recognition.

“‘What is The Masked Singer?’” the “Go Away Little Girl” singer captioned a snapshot he took of the beloved game show on his TV screen in April 2020. “I can finally say I am a clue on @Jeopardy. I’ll consider this my greatest accomplishment for this month of quarantine.”

Jokester

Donny gave fans an update on how he and sister Marie’s former billboard at the Flamingo Hotel was looking as he shared a photo posted by a fan in March 2020.

“The Las Vegas Strip may be quiet for a while, but I’m still here watching over the city,” he captioned his post. Since closing out their decade-long residency in November 2019, Donny has teased that his ghost “still remains” considering his photo has yet to fade from the building’s refurbished walls.

Comedy Is Donny’s Middle Name

As Donny shared a photo of himself in his “natural habitat” — a.k.a. doing work in the kitchen — he couldn’t help but tease a fan who commented that she thought he was actually cooking.

“Trust me, you don’t want to eat anything I’ve cooked,” he hilariously replied in the comments section in February 2020.

So Witty

Donny shared one hilarious response during an Instagram Q&A with fans in January 2020. When one of his followers asked what was on Donny’s “vision board for 2020,” the comedic crooner joked, “What I’m going to do in 2020 I’ve been working on since 2012.” Ha!

LOL!

Donny put a funny little twist on his original song title “Soldier of Love” after injuring his shoulder in an accident in January 2019. “Writing music five days after shoulder surgery is a little harder than I thought it would be,” he wrote. “Maybe I should call this song ‘Shoulder of Love.’ Do you have any clever titles for the #NewAlbum?”

Always Optimistic

Even when he’s hurt, Donny always looks on the bright side. “Turns out, dancing accidents aren’t so convenient after all,” he captioned a pic after suffering an injury in January 2019. “I’m home after a successful shoulder surgery and settling in for some serious #RestandRecovery. My only complaint about the day: my doctor gave me the cold shoulder.”

All Laughs

Donny took a stroll down memory lane while checking out some old pics from the TV show Donny & Marie. “Here’s a Thursday #throwback for your enjoyment. You’ve heard of hairDOs … well, this was a notable hair DON’T. #TBT #DonnyandMarie #GreetingsEarthlings,” he hilariously captioned the photo. Look at that ‘fro!