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Chelsea Handler isn't your average 39-year-old.
During a recent appearance on Conan, the talk show host admitted she couldn't care less about dating...it's the sex she wants!
“I like to get down to business,” the comedienne said with a laugh. “I mean, why wouldn’t I? I don’t have kids, I don’t want to be married. I mean can’t everybody just have sex with me?”
The quirky blonde acknowledged she's not good at relationships, telling the red-haired host, “I have a hard time meeting men, or dating men, long-term in LA — or in this country, for that matter.
"People can hear what I’m saying, and guys don’t think it’s that hot...Men are kind of turned off by me. I'm a loud woman.”
Her solution? "I would like to go find a man who doesn’t speak a ton of English," she joked. Though she did attempt a recent hook-up with an American hotel manager!
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“I didn’t want to date him, but I wanted to have some casual sex without any strings attached,” she admitted.
“That, I think, is a present to the world, you know? I think, wow, look at this, I don’t want anything.”
Chelsea is set to finish up her E! talk show Chelsea Lately at the end of this year and is reportedly in talks with subscription-video service Netflix regarding a new show.
Watch her interview with Conan below!