As expected, Tina Fey & Amy Poehler rocked their opening monologue! Here are the 13 best moments:
"Gravity is about how George Clooney would rather float away and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age" - Tina
"We are going to get this show done in three hours or as Martin Scorsese calls it, Act One" - Tina
"I know Andy Samberg from his song 'I'm On a Boat,' which this year was adapted into Tom Hanks' 'Captain Phillips'" - Amy
"Matthew McConaughey lost 45 pounds for his film, or what actresses call 'being in a movie.'" - Tina
"Masters of Sex is the degree I got at Boston College" - Amy
“Welcome to the 71st Annual Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Lee Daniels’ The Butler Golden Globe Awards” - Tina
Talking about hosting for the 2nd time: "Because in Hollywood, when something “kinda works, you keep doing it till everybody hates it” - Tina
"American Hustle: Interesting trivia, the original title of that movie was Explosion at the Wig Factory" - Tina
"Matt Damon is here. On any other night, you would be a big deal, but tonight, you're basically a garbage person" - Amy
"Amy Poehler is a straight-up bitch" - Amy
"This year is legit! Last year was [thumbs down]" - Tina
"The Cecille B. DeMille award: for short men with big glasses" - Amy
"If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties" - Amy
Amy correctly pronounces some of the harder nominee names, but flubs Tom Hanks' name. "Tam Honks" is close though!
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