She's Hilarious!See 15 Of Betty White’s Best Quotes To Celebrate Her 97th Birthday
Jan 17, 2019 12:48 pm·
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In case you haven’t heard, the legendary Betty White turned 97 today! For decades, the comedian and actress has graced our TV screens in shows like The Golden Girls and Hot in Cleveland and, to this day, she continues to win us over with her wisdom and wit.
But what we love most about her is the fact that she’s never afraid to tell it like it is. From her hot dog obsession to her hilarious exercise methods, we can always count on our favorite Golden Girl to share funny quotes and make us laugh!
Scroll down to read 15 of Betty White’s funniest quotes ever!
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“I may be a senior, but so what? I’m still hot.”
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"Get at least eight hours of beauty sleep. Nine if you're ugly."
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“I have no regrets at all. None. I consider myself to be the luckiest old broad on two feet.”
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“Vodka is kind of a hobby.”
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"Hot dogs and Red Vines and potato chips and French fries are my favorite foods."
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“I have the backbone of an eel.”
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“I've always liked older men. They're just more attractive to me. Of course, at my age there aren't that many left.”
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“I'm a big cockeyed optimist. I try to accentuate the positive as opposed to the negative.”
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"I have a two-story house and a bad memory, so I’m up and down those stairs all the time. That’s my exercise.”
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"You're never too old for anything!"
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“My only claim to fame is that I’m the only woman in the world who hasn’t slept with Tiger Woods.”
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“I'm a teenager trapped in an old body.”
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“If one has no sense of humor, one is in trouble.”
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“I go out to the kitchen to feed the dog, but that's about as much cooking as I do.”
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“I just make it my business to get along with people so I can have fun. It's that simple.”
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