Kevin Bacon is appalled by the lack of '80s awareness amongst millennials today.
In a new YouTube video, the actor, who appeared in '80s hits like Friday the 13th, Footloose and She's Having a Baby, laments how "awareness of '80s culture and technology has been in a significant decline, especially amongst a certain demographic."
Bacon then points the finger at millennials, or anyone born after 1985, who "have no idea how hard life was" back then.
"If I was too shy to ask a girl out, there was no 'Ok, Twinder,'" argues the star, combining the names of popular dating sites "Ok Cupid" and "Tinder," with an added Twitter touch.
"You want to know my favorite app? Rubik's cube," continues Bacon. He even throws in a Cold War reference for good measure.
Watch the hilarious video below and mourn the loss of parachute pants along with Mr. Bacon!
And for bonus hilarity, check out this commercial for U.K. mobile network EE, which features Bacon reprising some of his most famous roles from Friday the 13th, Footloose, A Few Good Men, Apollo 13 and Hollow Man!