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Sounds like one very sexually frustrated husband!
A user on Reddit recently posted an excel spreadsheet she received from her husband, detailing the amount of times she said no to sex over the past month.
Here's what the woman wrote:
"Yesterday morning, while in a taxi on the way to the airport, Husband sends a message to my work email which is connected to my phone. He's never done this, we always communicate in person or by text. I open it up, and it's a sarcastic diatribe basically saying he won't miss me for the 10 days I'm gone. Attached is a SPREADSHEET of all the times he has tried to initiate sex since June 1st, with a column for my "excuses", using verbatim quotes of why I didn't feel like having sex at that very moment. According to his 'document', we've only had sex 3 times in the last 7 weeks, out of 27 "attempts" on his part."
Excuses he wrote for her include:
"I'm watching the show"
"I feel sweaty and gross"
And, "You're too drunk."
See the original spreadsheet below:
After the post made its way around the internet, website, The Funny Sister, came up with it's very own spreadsheet, written from the wife's perspective!
Check out how the site imagined her excuses would read! A few of the best ones include:
"I was watching a show, but there were only 5 minutes left. He was snoring before it was over."
And, "So exhausted. Spent the day preparing the house for all his friends to come over for the 4th of July party. He didn't help AT ALL and spent the day ignoring me."
Read the rest below!
What do you think about the different spreadsheets? Was it ok for the wife to post online? Was it wrong of the husband to keep track of their sex life in the first place? Sound off in the comments!