Felicity Huffman and William H. Macy have revealed their secret for a happy marriage to Closer, but unfortunately their advice won’t be helpful to others looking for marital bliss.

So what’s the key to a successful relationship? “Marry Bill!” Felicity gushed, referring to her husband of 16 years. William then countered with an idea of his own: “Marry Felicity!”

Luckily, they also shared some helpful tips for wedded bliss that others can actually use: frequent date nights to Mozza, a favorite Italian restaurant in LA, and weekend getaways.

“Sometimes we go away,” William tells Closer. “We find a hotel, and we just get away for a weekend.”

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