13 Best Moments From Tina Fey & Amy Poehler’s Opening Monologue
As expected, Tina Fey & Amy Poehler rocked their opening monologue! Here are the 13 best moments:
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"Gravity is about how George Clooney would rather float away and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age" – Tina
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"We are going to get this show done in three hours or as Martin Scorsese calls it, Act One" – Tina
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"I know Andy Samberg from his song 'I'm On a Boat,' which this year was adapted into Tom Hanks' 'Captain Phillips'" – Amy
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"Matthew McConaughey lost 45 pounds for his film, or what actresses call 'being in a movie.'" – Tina
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"Masters of Sex is the degree I got at Boston College" – Amy
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“Welcome to the 71st Annual Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Lee Daniels’ The Butler Golden Globe Awards” – Tina
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Talking about hosting for the 2nd time: "Because in Hollywood, when something “kinda works, you keep doing it till everybody hates it” – Tina
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"American Hustle: Interesting trivia, the original title of that movie was Explosion at the Wig Factory" – Tina
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"Matt Damon is here. On any other night, you would be a big deal, but tonight, you're basically a garbage person" – Amy
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"Amy Poehler is a straight-up bitch" – Amy
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"This year is legit! Last year was [thumbs down]" – Tina
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"The Cecille B. DeMille award: for short men with big glasses" – Amy
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"If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties" – Amy
Amy correctly pronounces some of the harder nominee names, but flubs Tom Hanks' name. "Tam Honks" is close though!