As expected, Tina Fey & Amy Poehler rocked their opening monologue! Here are the 13 best moments:

  1. "Gravity is about how George Clooney would rather float away and die than spend another minute with a woman his own age" – Tina

  2. "We are going to get this show done in three hours or as Martin Scorsese calls it, Act One" – Tina

  3. "I know Andy Samberg from his song 'I'm On a Boat,' which this year was adapted into Tom Hanks' 'Captain Phillips'" – Amy

  4. "Matthew McConaughey lost 45 pounds for his film, or what actresses call 'being in a movie.'" – Tina

  5. "Masters of Sex is the degree I got at Boston College" – Amy

  6. “Welcome to the 71st Annual Tina Fey and Amy Poehler’s Lee Daniels’ The Butler Golden Globe Awards” – Tina

  7. Talking about hosting for the 2nd time: "Because in Hollywood, when something “kinda works, you keep doing it till everybody hates it” – Tina

  8. "American Hustle: Interesting trivia, the original title of that movie was Explosion at the Wig Factory" – Tina

  9. "Matt Damon is here. On any other night, you would be a big deal, but tonight, you're basically a garbage person" – Amy

  10. "Amy Poehler is a straight-up bitch" – Amy

  11. "This year is legit! Last year was [thumbs down]" – Tina

  12. "The Cecille B. DeMille award: for short men with big glasses" – Amy

  13. "If I wanted to see Jonah Hill masturbate at a pool party, I'd go to one of Jonah Hill's pool parties" – Amy

Amy correctly pronounces some of the harder nominee names, but flubs Tom Hanks' name. "Tam Honks" is close though!