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See 11 of Adam Sandler’s Funniest and Most Memorable Movie Quotes

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Feb 5, 2016 5:07 pm·

The world is ripe with talented comedians, but no one compares to Adam Sandler.

The 49-year-old has been making movies for over two decades, and with each film comes our new favorite line to quote over and over again. Click through the gallery to see some of his funniest and most memorable movie quotes.

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"You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants." – Billy Madison

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"I had a mother lined up for him, but she's bangin' the Pepperidge Farm guy and the kid won't stop peeing and throwing up – he's like a cocker spaniel." – Big Daddy

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"I don't wanna go to jail – I'm fragile." – Airheads

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"I don't know how to fight, I'm a comedian!" – Funny People

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"Please get out of my Van Halen t-shirt before you jinx the band and they break up." – The Wedding Singer

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"Chlorophyll? More like BORophyll!" – Billy Madison

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"Why don't you just go HOME? That's your HOME! Are you too good for your HOME? ANSWER ME!" – Happy Gilmore

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"We're living in a material world, and I'm a material girl, or boy." – The Wedding Singer

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"I ain't fartin' on no snare drum." – Airheads

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"Are you peeing or is a diesel truck turning off?" – Grown Ups

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